Just in time for Valentines Day in February, Axe Body Spray released a television commercial of the seriously *sexy* and totally biteable chocolate man to launch their newest product, Dark Temptation.

Next to the commercial yummi-li-cious Nick Lachey did for the Axe, this one is becoming close to my all time favourite. And, the *choco man* is also giving my long standing fixation on the energizer bunny a run for its money.

Yes…. I dig their commercials and I dig how far their marketing concept has taken the brand. They’ve successfully taken a relatively mediocre product into the same heights as those spam gurus we see in our mailboxes that promises men they’ll get laid every day if they just follow *three simple steps*.

Still, I wouldn’t mind taking a bite of the sweet stuff. I am buying in on the whole hype that women get taken in by a suggestion that a man can be totally irresistible because of how he smells to a point that actions of lust become so uncontrollable.

After suggesting to my husband that he buys his own Axe for me to salivate on, he decided that he had even a better idea.

*and this is where the seriously bizzare stuff starts*

He’s decided to invest his hard earned cash *$3.95 big spender he is* on a bottle of Flame Cologne.

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Oh, please…. he’s so lucky I found him or he would still be out there unleashing his *secret weapon* to unsuspecting females.

THIS is almost as BAD as Mr. Bacon Pant’s idea of why women should wear *bacon perfume*.

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